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The NRA’s “Slippery Slope” Lie

The NRA’s famed slippery slope argument is entirely valid. Nobody seems to have noticed, however, that the slope is tilted in the opposite direction. Give the gun lobby a millimeter, and they’ll slide a mile.    more »

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The NRA’s “Slippery Slope” Lie

The NRA’s famed slippery slope argument is entirely valid. Nobody seems to have noticed, however, that the slope is tilted in the opposite direction. Give the gun lobby a millimeter, and they’ll slide a mile.    more »

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The NRA Is My Hall Monitor

By all means let’s put armed guards in public schools. I remember in kindergarten really wishing we had cops stalking the hallways: the kind armed and trained to take down determined shooters in bulletproof vests.    more »

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The NRA Is My Hall Monitor

By all means let’s put armed guards in public schools. I remember in kindergarten really wishing we had cops stalking the hallways: the kind armed and trained to take down determined shooters in bulletproof vests.    more »

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Now We Know Who’s Going to Take Down the NRA

People would love to donate money towards fighting the NRA. They keep telling me this. I’ve been desperately promoting an obvious solution since the Newtown massacre: a counter-lobby to take on the National Rifle Association, dollar for dollar, using their own grotesquely successful tactics to bring them down.    more »

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Now We Know Who’s Going to Take Down the NRA

People would love to donate money towards fighting the NRA. They keep telling me this. I’ve been desperately promoting an obvious solution since the Newtown massacre: a counter-lobby to take on the National Rifle Association, dollar for dollar, using their own grotesquely successful tactics to bring them down.    more »

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So You’re Tired of the Newtown Massacre?

Do you care as much about your children as owners care about their guns? That’s an offensive question, isn’t it. Please. It’s an exercise in tasteless hyperbole — either that or I know nothing about the bond between parent and child.    more »

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So You’re Tired of the Newtown Massacre?

Do you care as much about your children as owners care about their guns? That’s an offensive question, isn’t it. Please. It’s an exercise in tasteless hyperbole — either that or I know nothing about the bond between parent and child.    more »

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Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let’s Talk About Psychopaths

It is touching that Wayne LaPierre, the compassionate CEO of the National Rifle Association, has expressed concern for the mental health of his fellow citizens. Let’s take this comical pose seriously for a moment, and imagine just how we might improve psychiatric health services in a way that would diminish the obscene rate of gun violence in America.    more »

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Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let’s Talk About Psychopaths

It is touching that Wayne LaPierre, the compassionate CEO of the National Rifle Association, has expressed concern for the mental health of his fellow citizens. Let’s take this comical pose seriously for a moment, and imagine just how we might improve psychiatric health services in a way that would diminish the obscene rate of gun violence in America.    more »

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A Proven Way to End the Gun Slaughter: Will We Fight For it?

Let’s do what doesn’t work. That way we’ll feel like adults, as our loved ones are massacred. The “middle ground,”‘ in particular, is the place to stand if you care more about guns than children.    more »

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A Proven Way to End the Gun Slaughter: Will We Fight For it?

Let’s do what doesn’t work. That way we’ll feel like adults, as our loved ones are massacred. The “middle ground,”‘ in particular, is the place to stand if you care more about guns than children.    more »

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It’s the End of the World: Have a Cigar Box Guitar

The Maya never predicted that 2012 would be the Year of the Cigar Box Guitar. They missed the most important story. The end of the world, which ought to be in a couple of hours, is not this year’s crucial event.    more »

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It’s the End of the World: Have a Cigar Box Guitar

The Maya never predicted that 2012 would be the Year of the Cigar Box Guitar. They missed the most important story. The end of the world, which ought to be in a couple of hours, is not this year’s crucial event.    more »

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Walking in the Shoes of Our Slain Children

We care about the parents of children murdered. We care when they lose their loved ones to psychopaths enabled by the NRA. We care deeply, don’t we? That’s why we’re all so livid about this: the father of a boy shot in that school massacre, who was taunted by a proud militiaman, “Your son should have had a gun, you stupid….”
The howls of indignation have been heard nationwide.    more »

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Walking in the Shoes of Our Slain Children

We care about the parents of children murdered. We care when they lose their loved ones to psychopaths enabled by the NRA. We care deeply, don’t we? That’s why we’re all so livid about this: the father of a boy shot in that school massacre, who was taunted by a proud militiaman, “Your son should have had a gun, you stupid….”
The howls of indignation have been heard nationwide.    more »

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This Is What You Take to a Gun Fight

The NRA has done the nation a tremendous service by rating politicians. The most manly — which is to say, the most servile — earn a solid A. Those most resistant to lockstep loyalty earn an F.    more »

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This Is What You Take to a Gun Fight

The NRA has done the nation a tremendous service by rating politicians. The most manly — which is to say, the most servile — earn a solid A. Those most resistant to lockstep loyalty earn an F.    more »

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Should Israelis Care About Innocent Creatures?

Jews aren’t allowed to worry about their pets suffering. That would be shallow. In particular, Jews aren’t allowed to worry about their pets being hurt by Hamas, because that would be truly shallow.    more »

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Should Israelis Care About Innocent Creatures?

Jews aren’t allowed to worry about their pets suffering. That would be shallow. In particular, Jews aren’t allowed to worry about their pets being hurt by Hamas, because that would be truly shallow.    more »

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Will the HSUS Make a Killing Off Hurricane Sandy?

As with many of you, I’ve been worried about the toll that Hurricane Sandy has taken upon animals, especially in New Jersey and New York. And I couldn’t help wondering: will the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) have the gall to raise money off this disaster, after their widely publicized disgrace in the wake of Katrina?    more »

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Will the HSUS Make a Killing Off Hurricane Sandy?

As with many of you, I’ve been worried about the toll that Hurricane Sandy has taken upon animals, especially in New Jersey and New York. And I couldn’t help wondering: will the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) have the gall to raise money off this disaster, after their widely publicized disgrace in the wake of Katrina?    more »

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What Is it About Animal Rights That Brings Out the Worst in People?

Animal rights activists, opposed to the No Kill movement, recently threatened to kill Nathan Winograd’s beloved pet dog. The threat appeared on a Facebook page entitled “I Hate Dog Breeders.”
Nathan Winograd is of course the leading voice for the No Kill movement.    more »

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What Is it About Animal Rights That Brings Out the Worst in People?

Animal rights activists, opposed to the No Kill movement, recently threatened to kill Nathan Winograd’s beloved pet dog. The threat appeared on a Facebook page entitled “I Hate Dog Breeders.”
Nathan Winograd is of course the leading voice for the No Kill movement.    more »

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Hairless Love: Understanding Mexico’s Very Bald Dog

FIFTY YEARS AGO, the Xoloitzcuintli — the Mexican Hairless dog — was on the edge of extinction. Now one sleeps in my bed. Whether this is an improvement in the creature’s circumstance can be debated.    more »

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Hairless Love: Understanding Mexico’s Very Bald Dog

FIFTY YEARS AGO, the Xoloitzcuintli — the Mexican Hairless dog — was on the edge of extinction. Now one sleeps in my bed. Whether this is an improvement in the creature’s circumstance can be debated.    more »

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Michael Vick Just Adopted a WHAT?

Animal lovers across America have been all but crippled with loathing this week. The rage has been boiling over everywhere I turn on the internet: in chat rooms, on Facebook, on bulletin boards.    more »

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Michael Vick Just Adopted a WHAT?

Animal lovers across America have been all but crippled with loathing this week. The rage has been boiling over everywhere I turn on the internet: in chat rooms, on Facebook, on bulletin boards.    more »

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Wikipedia Cuts on the Bias

They say that a camel is a horse designed by a committee. What this quip fails to acknowledge, however, is just what an achievement the camel is. No mean feat to design one.
Wikipedia is a camel.    more »

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Wikipedia Cuts on the Bias

They say that a camel is a horse designed by a committee. What this quip fails to acknowledge, however, is just what an achievement the camel is. No mean feat to design one.
Wikipedia is a camel.    more »

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Meet the Man Who is Rescuing Animal Welfare

Nathan Winograd is the leader of the No Kill movement, a genuine revolution in animal welfare. Three million healthy and adoptable pets will be killed next year in America’s shelters.    more »

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Meet the Man Who is Rescuing Animal Welfare

Nathan Winograd is the leader of the No Kill movement, a genuine revolution in animal welfare. Three million healthy and adoptable pets will be killed next year in America’s shelters.    more »

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Please Don’t Give to the US Humane Society if You Care About Pets

Big-hearted people tend to have warm and truly fuzzy thoughts about the Humane Society of the United States.
This is, after all, the organization that operates shelters nationwide and saves hundreds of thousands of animals.    more »

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Please Don’t Give to the US Humane Society if You Care About Pets

Big-hearted people tend to have warm and truly fuzzy thoughts about the Humane Society of the United States.
This is, after all, the organization that operates shelters nationwide and saves hundreds of thousands of animals.    more »

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PETA’s “Thank You” for Killing Shelter Pets

When the No Kill shelter in Shelby County, Kentucky, recently announced that they had run out of space — and were hence going to have to start killing healthy dogs and cats — officials received a nice basket of gourmet cookies, with a note signed by PETA: “Thank you for doing the right thing for animals.”
Surely I’m joking here.    more »

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PETA’s “Thank You” for Killing Shelter Pets

When the No Kill shelter in Shelby County, Kentucky, recently announced that they had run out of space — and were hence going to have to start killing healthy dogs and cats — officials received a nice basket of gourmet cookies, with a note signed by PETA: “Thank you for doing the right thing for animals.”
Surely I’m joking here.    more »

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PETA’s Sinister Interpretation of Animal “Rights”

Animals will never have the right to euthanize PETA’s founder, Ingrid Newkirk. This, arguably, is the intellectual flaw at the core of her special interpretation of animal rights.    more »

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PETA’s Sinister Interpretation of Animal “Rights”

Animals will never have the right to euthanize PETA’s founder, Ingrid Newkirk. This, arguably, is the intellectual flaw at the core of her special interpretation of animal rights.    more »

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Why is PETA Opposing No-Kill Animal Shelters?

(The seventh part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals employs only one argument in defense of its right to kill adoptable shelter pets.    more »

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Why is PETA Opposing No-Kill Animal Shelters?

(The seventh part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals employs only one argument in defense of its right to kill adoptable shelter pets.    more »

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PETA: Fighting for Its Right to Kill

(The sixth part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
PETA may soon lose the right to kill healthy pets. As I and many others have verified, the headquarters of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in Norfolk, Virginia kills 97 per cent of the animals delivered into its care.    more »

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PETA: Fighting for Its Right to Kill

(The sixth part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
PETA may soon lose the right to kill healthy pets. As I and many others have verified, the headquarters of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in Norfolk, Virginia kills 97 per cent of the animals delivered into its care.    more »

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Bill Maher Gets Religion: PETA’s Celebrity Porn Melts Another Brain

(The fifth part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
Bill Maher is a merciless bastard. And I say that with the greatest respect. Lesser guys may be conned by righteous charlatans — not Bill.    more »

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Bill Maher Gets Religion: PETA’s Celebrity Porn Melts Another Brain

(The fifth part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
Bill Maher is a merciless bastard. And I say that with the greatest respect. Lesser guys may be conned by righteous charlatans — not Bill.    more »

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Katniss Fight: Could Jennifer Lawrence Take Down PETA?

(The fourth part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
“Screw PETA,” quoth Jennifer Lawrence, the actress of the moment. This is a young woman with genuine courage: a good thing, as she will likely be terrorized in the months to come.    more »

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Katniss Fight: Could Jennifer Lawrence Take Down PETA?

(The fourth part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
“Screw PETA,” quoth Jennifer Lawrence, the actress of the moment. This is a young woman with genuine courage: a good thing, as she will likely be terrorized in the months to come.    more »

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The Humane Alternative to PETA’s Pet Slaughter

(The third part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
Nathan Winograd believes that PETA’s founder, Ingrid Newkirk, is mentally ill.     more »

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The Humane Alternative to PETA’s Pet Slaughter

(The third part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
Nathan Winograd believes that PETA’s founder, Ingrid Newkirk, is mentally ill.     more »

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Ingrid Newkirk: The Empress of Extinction

(The second part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
How does a saint become a butcher?
I am convinced that Ingrid Newkirk, the founder of PETA (“People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals”) was once a good person.    more »

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Ingrid Newkirk: The Empress of Extinction

(The second part of an exposé of PETA’s mass butchery of healthy pets.)
 
How does a saint become a butcher?
I am convinced that Ingrid Newkirk, the founder of PETA (“People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals”) was once a good person.    more »

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Vicky Cristina Malia Oaxaca (What the President’s Daughter Was REALLY Doing in Mexico)

There are so many reasons to criticize President Obama’s decision to allow his daughter to spend her spring break down Mexico way in the city of Oaxaca. Some of these reasons are depressingly ignorant, but others are refreshingly stupid.    more »

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Vicky Cristina Malia Oaxaca (What the President’s Daughter Was REALLY Doing in Mexico)

There are so many reasons to criticize President Obama’s decision to allow his daughter to spend her spring break down Mexico way in the city of Oaxaca. Some of these reasons are depressingly ignorant, but others are refreshingly stupid.    more »

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