Joy of Not Cooking

(BECAUSE I CAME CLEAN regarding my fraudulence — a full disclosure, in their own magazine — Food & Wine decided they’d continue to let me write articles for them.)
I have never cooked a meal in my apartment.    more »

The Budget Audiophile, Rolling Stone (2001)

(THIS REPRESENTS rank consumerism, but also haute geekery; I’ve always been proud of it.  It was long lost, until a discerning blogger/pirate posted it, and I stole it back.      more »